So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
If my vagina had boots, it would be shaking in them.
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
your dad just showed up on the golfcart with a keg. i. love. our. neighborhood.
im pretty sure your bra is in my room hanging on my shark pinata
Ok seriously I'm living off of bologna but I have 4 handles in the freezer.
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
This is literally engraved into my seat "Need crack?" And then there's a number. This isn't real.
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
he cancelled our romantic dinner reservations so we could stay home and watch a Rocky movie marathon and order pizza. i know i should be upset but i think i'm kinda in love.
I don't have the resources to adequately explain this. I need like a Powerpoint presentation and also Vodka.
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
I think I kinda scared him when I tried to wrap his snake around his dick while he was trying to nap.
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