gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
so just incase you wake up on the couch wondering how you got there--you came home at 7am, put ice in a cup--then you proceeded to put the cup in the microwave and melt it because you "wanted water". you then, fell down the stairs while saying "you don't know me" then crawled to the couch.
I just masturbated into a dress sock. I feel fancy
it took me 20 minutes to get her upstairs... she crawled under a car and wouldn't come out.
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
he kept telling me how much his girlfriend would love me while we were making. why does tequila always do this to me?
he's singing something in russian and knocking over my plants with his dick, get his drunk ass out of my apartment
HE STUCK IT IN THE FISHBOWL WTF
I took a cab from the club to the grocery store. I needed peanut butter.
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong
Should probably stop going into the gas station to look for the most normal person to hitch a ride with to drive me to a party
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
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