worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
Remind me tomorrow to take that ball-gag out of my purse.
He snuck out of bed at 9 am and came back with pizza and a bottle of wine. I think I'm in love!
So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
By the way, we're gonna have to get a new rug for the livingroom i kinda started ours on fire...
I don't care how drunk you were. Sending me a pic of your dick dressed as Uncle Sam with the caption "I want you" isn't an acceptable pick up line.
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
Not as great as when your drunk mom grabbed my junk, but better than when your sober grandma sacktapped me and grabbed my butt.
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
I'm like the kinda excited when David After Dentist stands up in his seat, screams, and collapses
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