so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
He's sobering up. It was really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together.
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
You threw up? Were you ladylike while you did it? I'm wagering that you were. Like a Disney princess. Like a "Puke Me Pretty" Barbie.
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
I wasnt 2 drunk i sobered up around the time we were shooting the fire extinguishers
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