Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
he's chasing his jose cuervo with hot tub water
I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
WHY. COME BACK. TRAPPED WITH ROOMMATE AND FALCON. SAVE ME. I HAVE HUMMUS.
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
This is not a costume party, I'm just wearing fairy wings.
Of course you are.
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
He fingered me in a Waffle House bathroom and then stole a traffic cone. Is this love that I'm feeling?
I just need you to stay far enough away that I can't smell your cologne. I completely forget that I fucking hate you as soon as I smell it.
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
Do you remember punching the light out in the bathroom? I didn't, and that was at bar 2 of 4…
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
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