I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
Max was wondering if he could trade you sex for the use of your jumper cables
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
I wish I could sell my textbooks directly to my drug dealer and cut out the middle man
Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
i'm way too high for it to be safe that i just discovered i have a fire extinguisher
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
Let's take a shot for every time we've said "I don't want to get that drunk tonight"
He called out my ex's name during sex.
Alex is a pretty common unisex name.
It was the same Alex. I asked.
I fought off a bull with my bare hands while he went off to have sex with her against a wall. I’m more upset about the fact that no one is acknowledging what I did.
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