I got into an eating contest with Christina. I ate 6 oranges.
Why? Who won?
we don't know. we ran out of oranges.
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
Plus I'm pretty sure you said "love you" on the phone, so technically I should be putting you on some type of probation
He was just lying on my lap in the backseat screaming how if the cops came he was a blanket.
Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
Best sex of my life. But I think it's because I like his apartment. Really nice bed sheets. High vaulted ceilings. I wanted to lay there forever.
You're getting old. Was it located in a nice school district for your future offspring?
Well I'm a full service fuck buddy so lemme know if I can get you food or water or anything
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
I got sriracha sauce on my mask while I was eating fast food, now wearing it makes me hungry
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