i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
i'm gonna be such a cougar when i'm older...i just facebook stalked my little sister's 13 yr old boyfriend while drinking a bottle of wine....
No, I'm never going to get a job bc I don't know anything about public relations except that Chris Crocker wants everyone to leave Britney alone.
Thanks for the menagerie of condoms on my desk
It's the use of SAT words like that which make me want to use them on you
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
this is what happens when you pick a roommate a year in advance.. she ends up hating you for hooking up with for of her extended family members
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
So apparently I twerked on my coworkers last night. One month at the new job n I guess this is how I'm getting to know people
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
It shouldn't be this hard to find someone who you haven't blown.
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
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