well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
Ordered my mom Mother's Day flowers online and moved on to internet porn. Do you think this is some sort of Freudian slip?
I just smoked a bowl in the dining room and am now drinking a glass of chocolate milk. i can't believe i'm getting paid for this.
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
Should I have spent my entire pay check on Crown Royal and LSD? No. Do I regret it? Also, no.
You still owe me a blowjob for knowing more about hurricanes than you.
he gave me a flinstones gummy vitamin and was like, "ya know.. because of ebola."
You know you're good at multi-tasking if you can get a lap dance from someone while simultaneously eating a burrito.
Hey what you doing tonight?
Working at the hospital! So hurt yourself and come visit :)
See you in about a hour
I'd call the fact I ended up in my own bed a huge success
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
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