The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
I am too drunk to make real decisions. I had pop rocks all over my ass earlier. This is not a joke.
Apparently after taking body shots off of a guy i haven't seen since 1st grade, i ate a stick of butter, showed everyone my tampon string, and fell off the boat. my uggs belong to the sea now
You missed me roundhouse kicking a lit glow stick out of a guy's mouth last night. You would have been proud.
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
I mean when you laced a shot with $200 worth of cocaine I could see why you'd be mad when somebody drops it
Well. I mean as excuses for running late go, 'losing track of time in the bathhouse' has gotta be up there on the top ten.
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
Randomize
