ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
you lied. pity sex is amazing.
bottle of wine in one hand cigar in the other. 5 am. topless on our fire escape. and she cleaned our bathroom... i like his new girlfriend.
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
im at work. we just had a random 14-year-old amish girl come in and gift us with cinnamon rolls as thanks for letting her use the bathroom. i dont even know.
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?
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Which sister was it? The one I accidentally hit when my shoe flew off or the one I ate candy off of when we were high?
I felt the need to set off fireworks in the living room while they were having sex upstairs. Yes, they quieted down.
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