That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
We should bet how many people are going to get alcohol poisoning next weekend and whoever wins gets a free Starbucks.
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
We need large glitter to throw at people to signify our mystic nature
Fuck their feelings and their drinks they will get hit with sparkly confetti
The brazilian leg lock that the stripper put me in was definitely the highlight of the night
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
Maybe he injected his testicle?
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
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