Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
She puked in the bank of America parking lot? Awesome.
Yeah, figured I'd deposit my check while we were there.
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
Oh we will ALWAYS be together. Or I'll have to delete my Facebook altogether. I've drunkenly boobie trapped photos of us into every album. There's no way I'd ever have the patience to go through that deletion process.
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
Cooked breakfast with his mom this morning...I'm like the housewife of one night stands
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
You have amazing self restraint. If there was one thing I could learn from you, that wouldn't be it. I love my life as it is.
When you say shenanigans does that mean I should bring birth control?
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
I get so pissed when there is something that NEEDS to be made fun of and you're not here.
Someone made a Christmas song to the Flintstones theme and I'm suing for emotional distress.
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