All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
pretty sure I offered to blow her dad. she's not speaking to me & he won't stop winking at me.
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
I was thinking that maybe I should not apply to Wells Fargo because they def have me on candid camera taking a drunken nap at 3am in their lobby.
So because I got upset you didn't answer I threw my phone in the garbage disposal last night
I'm drinking vodka. Get ready for my famous "come over" mass snapchats
I just took three of the most beautiful hits of my life. As elegant and smooth and delicate and graceful as figure skating
Why is no one on Snapchat tonight? I want to see other people having fun so I know it still exists.
Why do I feel so obligated to masterbate just because I’m single and it’s valentines Day...
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
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