WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
Ok seriously I'm living off of bologna but I have 4 handles in the freezer.
Bloody Mary Monday just took a turn for the worst... Just had a heart to heart talk with the cat about it's obsession with chewing on cardboard.... Time for a nap.
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
I just got my hands on some dry ice. How do you feel about coming home to a mystical wizard toilet?
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
well apparently i was just calling everyone cunts. then i awoke from my blackout to 3 very mad roommates who didn't bring a key out with them
Instead of more alcohol, I decided to drink tea. Lets slow clap it out for me
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
I just realized I wasn't at the party anymore. I was just sitting there with a vacuum.
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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