I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
What started as a "classy" double date ended with Jeremy and I tripping our balls off and talking to the refrigerator while the girls cried on the couch and questioned where their lives were heading.
take 2 Ambien then drink a Red Bull and watch Alice in Wonderland. Trust me.
You know Im horny if Im walking around in my lingerie and sex robe. It's my field of dreams mentality. If I wear it, he will come.
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
I'd rather be castrated by angry chipmunks Than live your life for 24 hours
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
I am going to paint butt plugs like little Christmas trees and give them as gifts.
You could paint cock rings as wreaths.
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