and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
words cant express how excited I am to make January 1st our own personal version of The Hangover
if you ever come into my room screaming for me to set up rockband at 4:45 am ever again i will kill you
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
I just KNEW this was gonna happen. NEVER say "all the free Jameson you can drink" around Tina.
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
I'm a terrible person when I drink. I went from fine to not making any sense and yelling about cheese in like 30 seconds.
It's days like today that make me happy I'm not a porn star.
He was the perfect gentleman on our first date. Took me out for candlelit dinner at a fancy restaurant, held open the door, walked me home, and made me cum three times before he got his.
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