I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
I wish you could buy pregnancy test at the liquor store, it's the only place I feel comfortable being a disgrace because I know they understand why it happened...
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
This is why I need to move out...so my naked vomit covered walk of shames to the bathroom are only witnessed by one other person who is equally as pathetic as me and the cat
I feel like we should at least be hungover if we're gonna be this grown up.
I know everytime I get my paycheck I'm like "I should probably renew my gym membership" and then I just buy more alcohol
She apologized again the next day. I said it was pee under the bridge
Dude. Going to the Theme park the day after the 4th of July was the worst idea I've ever had.
I'm getting drunk by myself again. But I'm not shotgunning any of them. That's self-restraint, right?
The three yr old girl I nanny grabbed a pole just now and is chanting "this is my house"
Sounds like you at that dive bar last weekend
Fair warning birthday party last night avoid kitchen & upstairs bathroom if you value your remaining sanity
That awkward moment when you are on your way to ICU and the only sympathy gift you can think of is beer and whiskey
Nope. Im a prince of the americas. I treat my women like future queens. Also, im drunk watching the royal wedding
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