Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
Dude I thought this was going to suck, but moving back in with my dad is like being at a frat party every night only everyone is 40 years old.
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
Yeah we can't find him. He left a note saying he left and isn't that drunk with what appears to be an attempt at the quadratic formula for proof. He also wrote down his number and left his phone by the note
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
Was I really yelling "girls night" at random chicks before stealing and drinking all their shots?
I took shots of absinthe with my mom just now. Except awful things.
we came into the house to find you doing shots by your self and when we told you to stop you locked yourself in the bathroom...
did I at least say anything...
you meowed at us and said you're a cat and cats drink for a living
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
Btw, you're my emergency contact at Planned Parenthood
No I don't want to see you. You're the reason that I'm going to need a new liver by the time I'm 30.
"Let's do body shots off the freshmen" is officially the worst thing I've ever said.
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
She couldn't find her toothbrush so I had to wait while she sucked on the 12 peppermints she found under the couch. Pretty resourceful for her level of intoxication.
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