I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
it was like brushing your tongue but with a fucking long toothbrush.
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
It's home.......I'm going to the store in disguise to get skittles and cake frosting. Then I'll eat the frosting in a dark corner while I cry and wonder what I did to deserve this.
pooping with feet up on an ottoman about level with the toilet is nice
I've been drinking vodka for the last 12 hours at the beach and can't see straight and have awesome hair.
LIFE IS #1 SOMETIMES
You kept asking her which dick pills worked the best. She's a grandmother.
He was wearing an Affliction shirt, a Monster hat, and he asked me for anal within 5 minutes of meeting me. Like 3 strikes and you're out, bro.
The perfect man would keep a whisky sour in my hand and give me endless sex. I really don't think that's too much to ask for.
So, I ran into Garrett last night in the laundry room.
Oh really? First post break-up run in. How'd it go? Awkward?
Um. We had sex on a washing machine.
She never came back from the bathroom so I went to look for her... I was in my room and heard this rustling. And she was in my closet petting ties.
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