You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
I need a booty call who doesn't know my boyfriend or my friends.
I'm tempted to see how fat I can get before he leaves me. It's obvious we're playing a game of chicken here.
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
Fuck. I have to get my shit together by lunch. Mission impossible.
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
Like people our age are getting engaged, and I’m out here spooning with a giant unicorn I bought at Walmart on Black Friday.
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
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