Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
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i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
I told him I'd have sex with him for fried cheese. Does that make me a hooker or just fat?
Please don't die.. At a gay bar... On a Wednesday. Obituaries are not allowed to be that entertaining.
I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
Well I will be attending the wedding with a flask of wine, potentially with a straw, and POM POMS for cheering purposes. Needless to say I will be well lubricated by your arrival..
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
Please don't mistake my med student status for responsibility. I'm drinking tequila while studying vascular surgery techniques.
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
My mom just told me I look like darth vader. how's your night?
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
Randomize
