Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
My dad just walked in on me screwing the chick from the bar...the look of relief on his face was sort of hurtful.
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
He asked if I wanted a dutch rudder. 1.) Who says that? 2.) How exactly does one do that with a girl?
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
The world is my kaleidiscope. I see whatever the alcohol wants me to.
I don't know what he did to me, but he did it wrong. I think my pelvis is broken. I cant even drive without it hurting. What. The. Fuck.
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
I feel like shit, and I can't get the band aids off my nipples.
I should've left when he told me that he only smoked crack by accident once
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