yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
then the nurse gave me a bag with my personal belongings: phone, wallet. jacket, keys and a BTB burrito
I already brushed my teeth, and it's not even noon yet. Today's going to be a productive day.
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
I woke up with her little sister yelling "she's dead !!" from the bathroom doorway.
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
Ive made peace with the fact that i will accomplish nothing except liver damage today
for the record, you never really realize how drunk you still are until you get on rollerskates...
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
She actually was beyond drunk but she for some reason kept calling herself a demigod and made me drive her to a bookstore
I woke up in my bed with candy and beer bottles all around me and i dont know where any of it came from. I love valentines day.
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