This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
I can die happy now, I have been kicked out of strip clubs on six different continents
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
Haha he's lucky I don't kick him back into the land of the majestic handjobs
Hey, you remember years ago when you told me you would give me a kidney?
You can't just leave with hair like that
Were you drinking last night?
Because typically I don't associate the phrase 'Go sleepy time' with sobriety.
Of all the things I've masturbated to while high, my favorites are ritz chips and trees
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
I've seen you go skiing on a Tuesday, but you think you're too good for TGI Friday's?
my hair smells like a mixture of fireworks and rotten eggs with a hint of shame. it's so strong it's keeping me awake.
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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