A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
the best thing about tacos is after you shit them all out you feel like to have room for your dignity to come back
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
just woke up face down in my kitchen covered in cheetos. my mom just stepped over me to get to the coffee maker. hello summer
All I want in this world right now are Doritoessssss
OK. You going to get home safe? Who are you with?
Doritoesssssss
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
I've injured myself in such a way that i am only capable of making love standing up now
I'm adopting to save the world from the moral outrage that would be my offspring
I think Jabba the Hut is dying in the stall next to me.
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
Shout out to my liver for being the true MVP. It easily put in more work than LeBron or Curry this week.
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
My mom found my empty case that I hid in my room and just said "now why don't you be a responsible underaged drinker and throw it in the recycling" and walked away. I'm in shock.
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
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