No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
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Babe...You're really smothering me right now
he saw my "i like bacon" magnet on the fridge and i told him how much i love meat, then we started making out
what a beautiful fairy tale
i just saw my boxers from 2 days ago stuck in a tree 4 miles from my house
yeah, and then after the convo was clearly over, my dad decides to scream "SIZE MATTERS" just to make things even more uncomfortable.
I just can't bring boyfriends home.
She told me to stuff her like a turkey. She actually yelled happy thanksgiving.
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
You can't just send the picture of my vagina back to me, 2 months after we broke up, and make small talk out of it.
The fairy wings and cowboy hats were not the issue. The bag of cocaine that I held in the air as we drove in the parade might have been.
Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
You were captain morganning on the laundry hamper and when I walked in you slingshotted a thong at me and started peeing. This all came back to me when I picked up some jeans to wear and they smelled like piss.
We are both federal employees and Obama gave us a four-day weekend to lie in bed. Do you know how many orgasms that will be? I knew there was a reason I voted for this guy.
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
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