Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
I swear ... this hickey is a map to Amelia Earhart's whereabouts
Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
One of my students just said I have "big mommy parts". Even third graders know that my tits are too big. God I love em.
He won't talk to me. He'll only communicate using scissors
He told me his mother taught him that move. What the hell do I say to that?
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
Note to self: the judgement that occurs when unrolling your last 5 which was used to snort drugs the night before, to pay for alcohol before noon on a Monday is worth just sucking it up and taking an overdraft fee.
Wait a min, you had drugs last night?!
Hungover and I may throw up in my therapist's office. Maybe he is right about my drinking
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
I just accidentally deep throated a popsicle in front of my parents
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