Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
"I never want to have to say, 'Please don't squirt me with your breast milk' again.
I pulled down his boxers and a 20 dollar bill fell out. I'm telling you, the blowjob fairy EXISTS
the whole "pretend to be sober/pull it together for my family" thing really blew up in my face when i threw up into my pillowcase.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
They had to take me to the ER because I got a concussion in a parking garage. Not partying with lesbians for a while
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
I forgot about snapchatting a pic of us, but I remember flossing with your hair.
Wait..I'm drunk and butt naked making a pizza. Happy Wednesday.
I just woke up and I don't really remember anything past 1pm. How much am I missing?
A good 10-11 hours. You got laid twice. Also, you out-ran a cop and played football with a lamp.
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
guess who smoked weed with their grandpa tonight. and no it wasn't me.
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