i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
I saw his package. It spoke to me.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
Dude I'm looking through my old high school year book and I circled every girl I fucked.. what was wrong with me.
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
After my date left I rallied and took the Asian girl home. Flexibility my friend.
You said you wanted to wrap his dick in a tortilla and make a spicy burrito. Let me just say, most girls don't have this hard of a time getting laid.
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
My vibrator looks like a lipstick tube. So does my mace. I just realized the potential problems of keeping them both in the same bag.
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
Was looking through my phone and saw that drunk me took a tit pic in the Denny's bathroom..
so dehydrated I couldn't fill the pee cup to the right line for my drug test for school. I was like sorry it was my birthday yesterday
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