you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
You drunk invited us to do an intervention for you.
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
Her pussy was so beautiful. That's what I'LL miss the most. Not the omelets. You're the roommate, obviously our priorities on this situation are vastly different.
Houston, we have a blender
literally hosing herself off in my back yard with the hose. i offered her the shower but she refused. that drunk.
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
I feel strange, like something is off with my body
Yeah that's called sobering up, we've been drunk for the past 4 days
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
I can't even masturbate anymore!! That was my last source of cardio!!
I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
I just told the joker that my vagina is the bat cave and he needs to infiltrate it.
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
You know you have a good math teacher when we're talkIng about mixture problems and no one gets it until he explains it by talking about mixing alcohol
Randomize
