why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
if i actually bought condoms for every time i had sex, i could single handedly fix the economy
A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
The swelling on my elbow and tongue means I may have cockblocked myself.
He ripped off his shirt and tried to give me CPR. That damn bong.
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
Breathalizer & tazer party did not go as casually as expected.
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
It's the never-ending clusterfuck that is my love life
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
I imagine you as a cat holding your burrito with two paws and cutely eating it
He's a college graduate, has an excellent job, and respects his family. To say nothing of his 8.5 inch cock. His narcolepsy not withstanding...I'm marrying this motherfucker.
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