Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
i only shaved half my leg
on purpose
question: does your pee smell like mojitos at all?
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
So I just tried to wake him up with a blow job and he literally touched the top of my head and said snooze button
That's what you get for drunk dialing me to ask what kind of flowers I like while outside of a strip club, after telling me you "made it rain"
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
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