Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
I found the bottle of ketchup and sobe you tried to hide in the middle of the lawn last night
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
Apparently I still called the officer "sir" despite the fact I was at a .21 BAC. Southern girls are raised right
I'm basically flying you out for a long weekend of sex and going to the zoo
I'm cool with that
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
She thinks you guys are the gods of the bathroom. If she runs past you naked, give me a heads up
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
I told him I had the birth control implant in my arm and he looked me in the eyes, said "Science!" and came in me
No, it's okay that he's on a date. I attach no more emotion to him than I do my vibrator.
I couldn't find my contact solution so I thought mixing toothpaste and water would work
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