don't worry. When rigor sets in, we'll make sure to get you laid one last time.
god please explain to me why there's blood underneath my fingernails AND toenails?!?!
Dude To be completely honest I don't think you want me to.
i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
i've already watched her fall off the steps, walk up on our porch and try to dance with the dog, and stumble across the street to stand outside the neighbors window...is it taking it too far to watch this rando girl and some guy have sex behind our parking lot now?
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
I dunno if we should get high tonight man. its daylight savings. time travel is just too much for me right now.
I just reenacted what a cuntadactyl would act like by putting straws in my mouth as teeth and roaring, Plz come get me.
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
You should have thought of that before emitting walrus sounds while intoxicated
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
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