in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
Her friend drew me a diagram of how we could get away with her giving me a blowjob at work.
Just before going down on me she said, "I need a hairband for all of the jobs I'm about to perform."
She told me my parents were awesome for leaving me uncircumcised...
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
Vaginas creep me out. I'm disgusted by the look of them. I wonder if this is what having an ugly baby is like: you have to take care of it and love it but it just hurts you on the inside to look at it.
Life just isn't the same without him waking me up at 4 in the afternoon with a look of pity on his face...
My logic for bringing him home was, he's in law school so odds are he wouldn't kill me.
how is it that I keep meeting up with you when Im drunk?
you stand on my porch screaming my name until I come out with you...
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
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