So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
Drunken horseback riding is the absolute worst decision i've ever made in my life.
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
I think the puke all over the side of my car actually improves its appearance.
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
Who spent today in nothing but a vajazzle and candy thong? SORRY NOT SORRY
I offered to give him "road head" while he played GTA 5. I think he will be more optimistic about date night in the future.
Watching the series finale of Friends and crying in my Thai food. I don't like hangover Jared.
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
THREE MINUTES! THREE MINUTES PAST MIDNIGHT I STSRT HEARING CHRISTMAS MUSIC ON THE OVERHEAD PA SYSTEM!!!
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