im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
just did the walk of shame by his grandma. what the fuck is an old lady doing up at six am?
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
I have a plus one for the Blackout Express, should I pen in your name?
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
we were the definition of too high: argued for 10 minutes about who was gonna get the condom (it was 2 feet away on the night stand) and past out watching adventure time.
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
How about to stay friends we only have sex on our birthdays. Maybe national holidays too. And days we get really drunk. Wanna get really drunk?
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
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