She said I could do whatever I wanted to her. I pumped for 20 seconds, apologized, rolled over and passed out. I sit directly across from her at work. Awkward?
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
He kept trying to order 'sex on the tennis courts' for a drink last night
Dude, you sent that text at 9:44 AM. Who thinks of drugs that early?
I.V.'s should just be available for purchase at Walmart. God I'm dehydrated.
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
want to know what my life has come to? I just took a 45 min shower banging on the walls and making loud sex noises so my neighbors think I get some.
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
in mid sex he pointed out my great gatsby tattoo and we started discussing themes and metaphors from our fave fitzgerald novels
you need to stop fucking English majors
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
Please stop telling my mom she doesn't have nipples when she's been drinking. You know shell show you. Forcefully.
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