Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
how to cook rice: 1. put random amount of rice and water in a pot 2. have sex on the kitchen floor. when you are done having sex the rice is ready
please dont ever try to drink horizontally again. I thought I was going to have to give you cpr
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
Can one of you do me a favor? Light a match and throw it into my room. Bc I'm certain I would rather be burned to death than live in this hell I call my life
Waking up next to a 3 inch puddle of water in my kitchen with a bathing suit on...what the fuck went on lastnight
Wonderful brian is stoned out of his mind, floating in a lawn chair in the hot tub eating a giant plate of macaroni and staring at the moon
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
i think im in europe. pls send help
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
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