you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
surprisingly enough, it isn't that uncomfortable to have sex with a heart monitor on
Today's dinner table topic: the probablity of my dad turning gay if he ever left my mom.
Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
just went back to the bar and asked if they found a shoe last night.
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
I'd have paid money to see Cookie Monster playing with a vibrator
How do you explain to a guy that he's like a little puppy dog that you play with, but then leave at the shelter to go home to your German Shepard?
I don't think the TSA would be too happy. Who knows if three ounces of lube will be enough for us?
I'm running on 2 hours of sleep. Just spent 6 minutes staring at the back of my hand thinking: "I don't really know this that well"
He ate a Doritos taco from my boobs. Does your boyfriend do that?
Then a third Canadian I didn't know showed up to the hotel room at like 3am. I let him sleep in our bed because he had pizza.
dude, she has my telletubby sweats and my good sweatshirt hostage, I can't risk their safety with a breakup
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
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