So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
Either these are mashed potatoes in my pants, or I was drunker than I thought.
We're too lazy to do dishes, so we're making sangria in a flower vase.
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
Did the game of beer pong go wrong before or after the cops and fire department showed up?
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
Dude. When are you coming home? I'm laying in bed watching the Grinch and trying to pet a cat that I'm not even sure exists.
We were apparently using marine hand signals to communicate to one another where to meet up in the house to hook up.
Didn't even know I knew marine hand signals.
I JUST WATCHED PAULA DEEN PUT BUTTER IN HER BLOODY MARY. This is not a drill. Real life.
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
Then you guys just all showered together...?
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