GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
Theres a baby at this concert double fisting pacifiers. shes gunna do great in college.
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
Starting St Patrick's Weekend, non stop flights on Pacific Whorelines to the scenic HotMessXpress. Get the cougars ready, it's gonna get weird.
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
The cup holder in my recliner holds a whole bottle of wine. That's definitely a sign.
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
That's probably why white girls drink so much espresso. Piledriving coke and vodka crans takes a fucking toll man
I mean, I let him sleep with me after we both ate taco bell sober... That's kinda like love, right?
it's like that time i was drunk at relay for life. but with balloon animals...
I just told my bowl "sorry" for putting it down, because I thought I hurt its feelings. omg. I'm high.
I am drunkenly riding a razor scooter up and down the hills of Cincinnati
What in the fuck are you doing with your life
Just discovered I was so fucked up last night I called in sick to work... TWICE
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
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