I'm laying in your front yard are you home
This is my last and worst hangover of the decade...I almost cherrish it
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
Your car is in front of my house. Keys are in the mailbox. There is a fire hydrant in your trunk. Happy Birthday
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
Annoying and petty is the name of the game and I'm the MVP.
I fucked a French man last night. 5 Times. Ashed my cig in his cactus. That later set on fire while we were having sex.
Randomize