all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
Nights like last night are what makes cleaning up the vomit in the morning worth it
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
Note to self: You can't deep fry cheese-its.
The first aid guy just told us to go get hammered...I'm taking his advice
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
If you are drunk already, then as your friend I am advising you to stop writing on your dads Facebook wall
I JUST MADE OUT WITH A BRITISH SOCCER PLAYER. LONG LIVE THE QUEEN. GOD BLESS THAT COUNTRY.
I need to stop getting high and watching documentaries. Wanna go to Japan with me and protest the mass genocide of dolphins?
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
What was my myspace song when I went away to rehab?
within five minutes of being here her dog found my vibrator in my bedroom and was carrying it around all proud! and her mom is here. so embarrassing :(
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
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