So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
Seriously I will never run in my wedges while drinking racing home to have sex ever again
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
WHY ARE YOU SMOKING WEED WHEN YOU JUST HAD A STROKE. AND MORE IMPORTANTLY WHY ARE YOU DOING IT WITHOUT ME.
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
So I found a skull ring inside me this morning. I'm assuming its yours, so I'll leave it in my mailbox for you - it looks expensive.
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
So my roommate and I have a written agreement stating that if he tries to sleep with his ex girlfriend, I have to immediately intervene and nut punch him then send her on her way.
this is the most serious roommate agreement ever
Hey do you eat chocolate chip pancakes with bacon in?
DO NOT MAIL ME A PANCAKE
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
Drake has all the answers
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
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