Yo dont text me then not text me
I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
im downtown. alone. lost. drunk. dressed as santa. dont find me. i just heard someone say mechanical bull.
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
He just asked for the blowjob I promised him 3 years ago that he'd get the next time Michigan beat Ohio State. Goddamnit.
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
its like..once you have one emotional drunk night, you can't stop. i feel like i have to end every drunken night in tears and i dont think my roommates think it's heartwarming anymore
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
I would like to request a high five for getting laid while wearing crocs and a crab hat.
You were wearing a cookie monster onesie and telling everyone you were actually the sausage monster..
On the bright side I still got laid
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
The fact that I’m not married yet means there are millions of lucky girls out there who have dodged a bullet
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