you would pick up someone in the library
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
If anyone from work finds out about us I will rip your dick off, sew it to your forehead and feed your balls to you like little grapes
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
I cried over the lack of milkshakes I've consumed in the last month
In hindsight following that black guy in the ghostbusters costume was a terrible decision on everyone's part
Fuck you, I'm yelling at a mountain right now
You gave my cousin a blowjob and are facebook friends with my mom. Is there a name for this level of friendship?
I literally have anal toys soaking in the bathroom sink and dinner on the stove. If that doesn't scream "domestic goddess", I don't know what the fuck does.
I canceled a date last night to eat pop tarts and go to bed early
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
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