Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
If you loved me you'd bring cheese fries and a condom
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
Did you send me a cake saying 'Happy 1st One-Night Stand Ever'?
I'm not in the business of asking people about their lizard
I meant his actual lizard not his manhood
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
I have to stay away from bourbon. Despite what it keeps telling me, it is NOT my friend.
You peed on a flamingo?!?
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