Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
I thought smoking would make her look better, but all it did was enlighten me to her snaggletooth
Sounds like a blessing in disguise
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
Tell her to not eat the pizza she threw up on.
I just had a contest with the toilet to see who could hold their breath longest.
I won
I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
Paying for my weed with Mike's hard lemonade freezables. The perks of having a gay dealer
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
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