no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
The university put out a message about those missing salt and pepper shakers... You should at least give back 60 of them.
I'm in the line at the airport trying not to vomit on the person in front of me. Happy Tuesday.
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
Hey sis... Don't forget moms day is this sun. And don't get her another gift while you are freakin high this time. The vibrator was embarrassing.
FYI the vibrator was a SUCCESS. She was in a much better mood this last year. Maybe you should get high this time and get a great gift
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
There is no way I am paying you $5 apiece for pot brownies you found behind a dumpster. $2, maybe.
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
So you're saying you don't want to be with her anymore because she likes sex to much and is just to hot?
Well when you say it that way it makes me sound like an idiot.
You are an idiot.
In the last six hours i have procured a free sandwich, watched three movies, and came to orgasm. If that isn't productivity then i don't know what is.
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
I don't know, we got really drunk and I slapped her with an ear of corn.
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
Randomize
