i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
Would you like to blur the lines between friendship and lesbianism tonight?
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
sometimes i feel like my only option in life is to be drunk or be a cat. today i am drunk
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
Seriously I just dipped a banana in vodka I really need to stop drinking
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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