If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
you kept trying to make scrambled eggs with 3 hardboiled ones.
how in the hell can u get pulled over when ur car is parked.
All I need in life is some dick and a big mac.
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
Damn, it's been so long since I had sex I could use the cobwebs from my vagina to decorate for Halloween.
I found him down the block clinging to a light post laughing and crying because a house "looked like it had buck teeth"
Dude. All those hangovers I never had came back with a vengeance. I just opened the door of this car to barf. The car was not motionless. We are on the autobahn.
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
You know I base where I go on the likelihood of me getting laid there. This includes work.
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
Can I say it was a great night out of town? Fucking my co-worker in the hotel bed while my best friend is fucking his friend on the floor and a random guy is laying in the other bed meanwhile we are all passing a joint back and forth
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
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