PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
i dont have any money that hasnt already been designated for cigarettes and birth control
Seeing a catheter being inserted into a penis severely diminished my sex life
I need to stop having one night stands with guys in my building so I can have someone to borrow milk from without it being awkward
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
We left at the same time. You got home three hours after I did and said you got your head stuck in a fence. I can't believe you don't remember this.
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
I mean. I just want to sit in my bed and eat bagels. What's wrong with that?
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
The closest thing I've had to an orgasm lately is sneezing nonstop from fucking allergies.
Until you've snorted cocaine at 6am before your nursing school clinicals birthing babies you're not on my level
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
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