Why did u sent me a picture of a dead horse?
i could hear you having sex and was jealous, wanted to kill the mood
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
I want an alcoholic time machine so we could skip to new years eve
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
Too bad you can't keep me under your desk. You'd love that wouldn't you? Massages, blowjobs, and I'd be forced to be quiet all day.
bro i dont care how hot she was, you try keeping it up with the amount of puppet he had in her room, it was like fucking in jeff dunham's house
So I'm sitting here baked on a bridge thinking about how plants think, I miss you so much
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
you're telling me you don't want to have sex 30,000 feet above the earth?
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